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In case you're keeping score at home [20 Nov 2005|02:09am]

shifty_skeeter
((OOC: As requested, links to all previous issues of Rita's newspaper so's newbies and passersby can figure out just what the hell we're doing here.))

Issue #1: Cho gets kidnapped by a dragon, Draco gets beaten up by his own mom.

Issue #2: Lucius gets outed, Hermione and Harry get embarrassed, Harry and Draco get drunk and suck face. With pictures!

Issue #3: Pansy sleeps with Snape, Pomfrey and Dumbledore get married, everyone gets turned into plants, and the Chang-Potter-Malfoy-Granger love trianglequadrangle hits another notch.

Issue #4: Hermione gets turned into a lobster, Draco and Harry go to Quidditch camp, Dean attempts to turn a profit with Krabby Cakes, Cho throws a Hallowe'en party, and Rita gets so very bitter.

Issue #5: Draco fights with Hermione, thinks better about it, and whinges like a girl 'till she takes him back, Cho practices her archery on Dumbledore, and Defense club is announced.

Issue #6: Defense club begins, Moody sings, Harry and Pansy demonstrate inter-house unity, Lockhart goes nuts, Crabbe and Goyle make an appearance, and Viktor Krum arrives to cause chaos and teach Quidditch.
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OOC [14 Nov 2005|07:07am]

athenathecat
((Let me know if this isn't OK. Just thought some of you might get a kick out of this article))

Snape: A Teacher's Hero
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OOC (Natch) [26 Oct 2005|08:27pm]

royallyflushed
Taking a poll. Should Dean adapt this for his theme music?


Wha be tha blake prevy lawe
That bene wantoun too alle tha feres?
SHAFT!
Ya damne righte!

Wha be tha carl tha riske is hals wolt
Fro is allye leve?
SHAFT!
Konne ye?

Wha be tha carl wha ne wolden flee
Whan peril bene all aboughte?
SHAFT!
Verray!

Alle clepe tha carl ane badde mooder-
SOFTE!
Speken of Shaft bene I.
THAN KONNE ALLES WE!

He be a man konne unnethes
Namo save is mayde konnes im.
JOHN SHAFT!

(all credit to geoff_chaucer)
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Hogsmeade Adventure!! [12 Oct 2005|08:39pm]

weepy_ravenclaw
[ mood | energetic ]

*points*

Hey, I think that place there has dancing! *grins*

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[12 Oct 2005|02:26pm]

tonksheartsyou
*Takes a small sip of something that looks like youth-potion*
*loses her entire memory*
*looks into the mirror*
*is about 16 years old*
*faints*

Whuu...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tonksheartsyou/1980.html
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[12 Oct 2005|02:24pm]

tonksheartsyou

NUUU!U!U!U!U!U!U!!!!!!!!
!L@#!@#$
@%#$%#$%

 

 

HERMIONE! DIE! SIRIUS IS MINE!

 

ROAR!~

 

*Crazy stalkerness*

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*sets up a stall* [12 Oct 2005|01:55am]

godfathersirius
I'm giving away free Youth potion! Come and get it! =D

I wonder if Snape will show up...hehe...
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*is young and sexy* [10 Oct 2005|12:34am]

godfathersirius
An announcement for you all!

*has THIS haircut and is wearing THESE clothes. Is also incredibly studly*

I, Sirius Black, along with Albus Dumbledore, have reverted back to sixteen years old. Not only that, we have also become incredibly attractive especially me. *reeks of studliness*

So, yeah...hi, ladies! =D
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Attack of the Giant Teddy [09 Oct 2005|11:57am]

tiklmybeans
[ mood | hungry ]

*Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Junior uses an engorgement spell on self*

*is now huuuuuuuuuuge*

PAN-TIES!

PRETTY GIRLS!

PAN-TIES!

PAN-TIES!

PAN-TIES!

*heads off to find pretty girls and their panties*

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ANNOUNCEMENT [08 Oct 2005|09:33pm]

magical___me
[ mood | blank ]

ATTENTION HOGWARTS:
 
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To-ga! To-ga! To-ga! [07 Oct 2005|10:56pm]

royallyflushed
*Dean comes running into the Great Hall, reeking of firewhiskey and dressed in a sheet, flip-flops, and his ever-present crown*

Hear ye, Hear ye! We have a royal proclamation to make!

... TOGA PARTY!!!!

*Dean flops over on the floor, barely conscious*
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The Secret Bear [07 Oct 2005|12:02pm]

tiklmybeans
[ mood | the evil ]

*Professor Dumbledore's previously unknown bear, Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Jr., stands on a large pile of clothes*

*Albus Dumbledore, Jr. cackles madly*

ADJ: Puppets.....Meat PUPPETS!! DRESS THEM LIKE I WANT!!

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Omfg [03 Oct 2005|07:19pm]

godfathersirius
Seers is officially open for business, y'all. Check it out: seers_bar

((ONOEZ A DISCUSSION BOARD!!! IT'LL EAT US ALL!!!))
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Conferences [03 Oct 2005|10:04am]

tiklmybeans
[ mood | contemplative ]

I may not be Headmaster at the moment, but I figured, with Professor Snape's heavy work load, I should pitch in. *strokes his beard.* I am sure many of you have concerns about school--Grades, your future in school, etc, so I will be holding conferences today. I'll be in my office if you need to talk to me about any subject.

*waits patiently in his office for anyone who needs to talk*

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Your Assignment [02 Oct 2005|02:53pm]

tiklmybeans
[ mood | pleased ]

I believe it is time for yet another DADA assignment.

Sometimes, the best way to defeat an enemy of any sort is to learn more about them. Each of you will chose a name from this hat *hold up hat.* You will research this fellow classmate, then write what you've learned about the person in a report.

*holds out the hat*

Who will be first?

And yes, professors will have to complete the assignment to.

Reports will be due no later than next week.

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Fire burn and cauldron bubble... [02 Oct 2005|01:36am]

magical___me
[ mood | crazy ]

*crazy* HEHEHEHEHE.

*adds a bit of this, some of that, a pinch of some very foul-smelling stuff*

*tosses in a vial of liquid*

Hm... *examines potion, stirs a few time as it changes colors*

I may not be Severus, but I know what I'm doing.

... sort of.

*sniffs potion*

Hm... *tosses in some more of that*

*a teaspoonful more of this*

*checks book - stirs five times clockwise, ten times counterclockwise, then three more times clockwise*

And finally... *fishes something out from his pocket* Thank goodness for Knockturn Alley... >3

*cautiously drops it in*

*KABOOM!*

*greenish-grey smoke fills the room*

*coughs, bats it away*

... *beams as the smoke clears*

*MANICAL LAUGHTER*

Everybody.

Meet Daisy.Collapse )

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[01 Oct 2005|04:14pm]

godfathersirius
*puts up posters all over the school of Tonks looking crazy*

Poster says:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WITCH.

NYMPHADORA TONKS, PART TIME HERBOLOGY TEACHER, HAS STOLEN THE WAND OF SIRIUS BLACK and was planning horrible bondage molestation. ANY SIGN OF HER MUST BE REPORTED TO SIRIUS BLACK OR ANY MEMBER OF STAFF. SHE IS ARMED WITH TWO WANDS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED INCREDIBLY kinky DANGEROUS.

~Sirius

= = =

Heh. That should work. I need my damn wand back. And quickly
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OOC [30 Sep 2005|03:29pm]

batbogeyhexgirl
Sorry to say it, but it's time for me to leave. This is something I've been pondering for a while, now, and the fact that I haven't been able to get online until now this entire week has finally cememnted my decision. School, work, and clubs are keeping me very busy this year, and any time that I'm not online, I'm too tired and lethargic to put in the effort to even sign into LiveJournal.

It was fun while it lasted, so many thanks. Hope you get a good new Ginny! I'm leaving my journal password in case further use is desired.

username: batbogeyhexgirl
password: harrypotter
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[30 Sep 2005|11:38am]

tonksheartsyou
I would like y'all to know that I am now a new teacher at Hogwarts.
I share classes with Mrs. sprout as the Herbology teacher. amen :)
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*In the Great Hall* [28 Sep 2005|02:40pm]

tiklmybeans
[ mood | "distressed" *cackle* ]

Oh, dear me...It seems as though a dragon from the Forbidden Forest burst into the Ravenclaw's girl's dormitory. Most unusual. Is everyone alright?

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